"You know how some people have a cleaning agenda?" she said. "No," I said. "Yeah, a total monthly blitzing of every nook and cranny of their house." I get an overwhelming sense of gratitude all of a sudden that I don't live in a mansion. I think I'm an average cleaner - my vacuum is used periodically, I wash my bed sheets once a week (ish) and I have a reasonably tidy home. At least, I think I do. I mean, I've seen hoarding programmes and been pretty certain I don't deser