No Sex Please, We’re Herefordshire
Herefordshire is the filthiest county I have visited thus far, not that this is the fault of Herefordians, some of whom claim that...
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Person Irresponsible
- 7 days ago
- 4 min
The county of deliquesced fish
Precisely two hundred years after William Perrins and James Perrins dissolved their business partnership freeing the former to enter into...
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Person Irresponsible
- Jan 24
- 5 min
The county of Ikea
When asked why she refused to move, Sister Dora replied, “I am a woman, not a piece of furniture!” These days the immovable one can be...
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Person Irresponsible
- Jan 20
- 9 min
Warmongering in Warwick
Looking like a sperm whale vomiting out Gloucestershire, the county of Warwickshire sounds like England’s most bellicose region. Wick, in...
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Person Irresponsible
- Jan 12
- 8 min
Oxymoronic Oxfordshire
At first glance, Oxfordshire is a county of rogues and miscreants, although it might be more accurate to claim the county is nothing but...
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Person Irresponsible
- Jan 1
- 5 min
The Swamps of Somerset
Britain is a nation preoccupied with personal ablutions. At least one study claims that the average Brit has five showers and three baths...
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Person Irresponsible
- Dec 19, 2022
- 4 min
Denouncing in Devon
Hag used to be such a positive word, derived from those thought ‘holy’ and applied to wise women who healed, nursed and delivered...
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Person Irresponsible
- Dec 10, 2022
- 11 min
The Contradiction that is Cornwall.
The hand of England grasping out into the Atlantic ocean is better known as Cornwall, a county synonymous with long golden coastlines,...
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Person Irresponsible
- Dec 1, 2022
- 7 min
The Yle of Wihtwara
Sitting like a sharp pebble under the butt of England, the Isle of Wight is, for the most part, a lump of white chalk roamed by cows and...
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Person Irresponsible
- Nov 12, 2022
- 5 min
Gloucestershire is going down the toilet...
My quest remains a simple one: to determine exactly what is the source of Britain’s lavatorial demise. With ironic timing, I arrived in...
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Person Irresponsible
- Nov 1, 2022
- 6 min
The game-changing county of Bristol.
The only thing I knew about Bristol, prior to my visit to Horfield, was that it was famous for devising the globally-recognised “Bristol...
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Person Irresponsible
- Oct 11, 2022
- 12 min
Going round in Circles in a Wilting County
As the circle of the seasons drops down into autumn, and wilting leaves are shed from trees causing, one presumes, all manner of train...
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Person Irresponsible
- Sep 20, 2022
- 7 min
A rummage in the undercarriage of Hampshire
I thought it useful for one to learn a little about the historic significance of Hampshire before I set off, particularly given its...
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Person Irresponsible
- Sep 15, 2022
- 5 min
The Royal County of Berks
The county of Berks. Sounding like a retirement destination for your local village idiot, Berkshire is a long slither of a county which...
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Person Irresponsible
- Sep 8, 2022
- 3 min
Slanderous Surrey
A dork is a socially inept, contemptible individual so assumably if one is behaving in a socially unacceptable, contemptible manner one...
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Person Irresponsible
- Aug 29, 2022
- 4 min
Don't be a Kent...
Kent should be a euphemism for scatterbrained because I have never gone to so many places and completely passed them by absentmindedly...
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Person Irresponsible
- Aug 20, 2022
- 3 min
The sex-obsessed southerners...
When the Anglo-Saxons gallivanted into what is now known as the Kingdom of England, they brought with them the rudiments of modern-day...
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Person Irresponsible
- Aug 18, 2022
- 3 min
When the Wench Clenched.
The typical English summer arrived shortly after eight o’clock in the morning - a dribble here, and a plop there: the early signs of a...
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Person Irresponsible
- Aug 12, 2022
- 3 min
Gone Dogging...
I thought I’d ease up a bit on my search for Britain’s toilet, and have a little dalliance around the edges of #Dorset and #Somerset. The...
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Person Irresponsible
- Aug 5, 2022
- 6 min
The Bog Standard Tour
"Britain's going down the toilet," exclaimed not a single one of my friends in light of the resignation of BJ; the rampant inflation and...
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